whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
