Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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