Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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