I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
we're so committed to being not committed
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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