South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
two words: eviction party
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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