the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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