remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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