so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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