Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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