we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
