Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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