I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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