Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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