I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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