Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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