In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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