He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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