There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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