dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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