It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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