doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My ass is underappreciated
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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