Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it hurts more in the daytime
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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