My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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