It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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