Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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