All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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