You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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