I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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