Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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