I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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