K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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