How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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