Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
