rhymes with "ouble enetration"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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