U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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