Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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