I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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