Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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