I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
