she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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