Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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