my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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