so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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