yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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