I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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