i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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