5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Quick, to the slutcave!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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