i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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