NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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