is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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