Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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