We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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