Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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