Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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