And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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