do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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