No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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