I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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