no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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