i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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